BUNCH of sex related poems :P

# 1 Roses are red, Pickles are green I love your legs and whats between # 2 Roses are red Grass is green Open your legs And i'll fuck you clean # 3 I like your style I like your class but most of all i like your ass # 4 Im a cool girl, in a cool town it takes a real mother fucker to put me down # 5 Kissing is a habit Fucking is a game Guys get all the pleasure Girls get all the pain The guy says i love you You belive its true But when your tummy starts to swell, He says 'to hell with you' 10 minutes of pleasure 9 monthes in pain 3 days in hospital A baby without a name The father is a bastard The mother is a whore This never wouldnt have happened If the rubber wouldnt have torn # 6 Guys are like roses, Watch out for the pricks. # 7 Smoke a smoke Not a butt Fuck a virgin Not a slut. # 8 Sex is bad Sex is a sin Sins are forgiven So stick it in. #9 Holy mother , full of grace Bless my boyfriend's gorgeous face Bless his hair that tends to curl Keep him safe from all the girls Bless his arms that are so strong Keep his hands where they belong Bless his dick, the one i sucked Bless the bed, in which we fucked And if my mum happened to walk in Bless the shit i'd be in. # 10 Sex is when a guys communication enters a girls information to increase the population for a younger generation do you get the information... or do you need a demonstration # 11 Men are like public toliets They are either engaged or full of shit! # 12 If guys had their periods They would compare the size of their tampons! # 13 Mental anxienty, Mental breakdowns, Menstrual cramps, Menopause... Did you ever notice how all our problems begin with MEN! # 14 Roses are red, Violets are corny, When i think of you Ohh baby i get horny, Eat me, Beat Me, Bite me, Blow me, Suck me, Fuck me, Very slowly, if you kiss me, dont be sassy, Use your tongue and make it nasty!

BWAHAHAHAHA!!! :P [these are from 4degreez.com]

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